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This is the place where we divulge some of our secrets, and display images of a horrifying nature. Okay, so its just short bios about the Crackhead Otakus themselves, and perhaps a pic of them if you're lucky. Two if you're not. Contact information is left up to the individual as to whether or not we list it.
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Name: Katsuhiko Jinnai
Alias(es): TMurph
Occupation: Class AAA Crusher/Crackhead Otakus CEO/Founder/Concept Designer/Marketing & Purveyor of Insanity
Avid Otaku of: Ah! My Goddess, Old School, Shirow, Oshii, Eva, Ranma, Slayers, Escaflowne, ... pretty much anything..
Avid Non-Otaku of: Tenchi Muyo, Tokyo Pig, Psychic Wars, Jungle de Ikou, Videogame-turned-anime (few exceptions), super duper cutesy kiddy stuff... though I have been known to watch it.
Favored Genre: Fantasy (though Scifi, Post Apocalyptic, and Romance come in there too.. yes.. a guy that likes romance *gasp shock stutter)
Least Favorite Genre: Costumed Hero.. (just can't get into Gatchamen aka Battle of the Planets akak G-Force). Magical School Girls also grate on my teeth a bit.. but mmm sailor fuku.. *drools*
Comments: I am the founder of this bizare little company, and have many plans for it. In fact, one day I had a vison, it was beautiful, grand, fantastical, and it would work. Unfortuneately, it had nothing to do with this site.. so I worked for 20 minutes on a different idea and this was the result. Everyday i work at infecti-... er Recruiting new members into the world of Otakudom. So, watch for me.. I could be at the grocery store, up in a hot ait ballon, or even in the basement of the apartment posting on my favorite forum. I, along with TuRk will work to bring this site to level it needs to be, as in my mind's eye, it will be the only site on the internet made with the touch, the feel, of cotton. The fabric of our lives. That failing, it will just be fun. until next time, Bah-weep-gra-na-weep-ninny-ba! *offers you an Enrgon goodie*
Name: Mister TuRk TuRkLe
Alias(es): Don Chico Jesuschristi'mvertical Mnendez, Wong Zhang Fu, The Jack of Diamonds, Shade Alexander Vasis
Occupation: Class AAA Crusher / Lead site tecnician/Concept Designer/ Crackhead Otakus Self-appointed VP/ Resident Anti-paladin, servant of Death Fog/ Decepticon.
Avid Otaku of: Escaflowne, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Slayers, and Old Skool shizz nit (voltron, thundercats, transformers, crusher joe, etc)
Avid Non-Otaku of: Tenchi Muyo, Sailor Moon, and other bad series
Favored Genre: Fantasy (usually Martial arts, or Swords and or Sorcery... preferably all three)
Least Favorite Genre: Exotic Girlfriend (though, i do make an exception for Ranma 1/2)
Comments: As I am currently the Lead (and only) site technician, I've got a lot of work cut out for me, so don't count on updates being frequent or happening with any regularity. I will try my best to get the site up and running again with a new look, a new feel, and that lovely new site smell (may not function on browsers without the smell-o-vision plugin). I apologize if some of the things I say offend you, creep you out, give you a headache, or just plain don't make any sense at all. I'm a creepy guy who thinks about creepy stuff, and tries to educate the world in all the mannerisms of the Hierarchy of Hedonism and Common Sense. Just think about it longer. It'll come to you. I know it will. If it doesn't I'll give it the Shining Finger.
Name:Optimus Prime
Aliases: Optimus Muthafaakin Prime
Occupation: Leader of the Autobots, Lead product tester
Favorite Anime: Princess Mononoke, Blue Submarine #6, & Transformers, Berserk
Disliked Anime: Hmm, anything porno-related, and Romance-Dramas
Favorite Genre: Sci-Fi
Disliked Genre: See above
Other comments: Grimlock is not a nice dino. He mashes brains.
Name: Jenn
Aliases: Sereebu, Draegan, Senkensha, Hey-You
Occupation: Technician
Favorite Anime: Gundam Wing, DBZ, Princess Mononoke, Outlaw Star (can we say, I don't get to see much anime?)
Disliked Anime: Cowboy Bebop
Favorite Genre: I can't really answer that right now, I have such a limited knowledge of anime that its not even funny. (TuRk:
shounen
)
Disliked Genre: I hate rap I guess I could say I hate cheesey campy humor, stuff meant to be funny but ends up looking stupid.
Other comments: Not much TO say, I'm a smart ass, I have a weird sense of humor, and that has a tendancy to scare people off. As does my temper... I'm still pretty new to the anime world and all it has to offer. I know theres better stuff out there than dbz and gundam. Umm.. *blinks* 'm not very good at this talking about myself thing....
Email adress: senkensha@Juno.com
Name: Chris
Aliases: Evanescence, WaxPoetic, InnocentSin, Hikarimono
Occupation: Unofficial editor, link grabber, and video game Otaku of CHO.
Favorite Anime: The Irresponsible Captain Tylor, El-Hazard, Anything Studio Ghibli
Disliked Anime: Old dubs/subs that totally ripped apart the original plot
Favorite Genre: "People from our world end up in their world," "Seemingly retarded/innocent 'hero' is actually one cunning bastard" type-series.
Disliked Genre: Not really much I won't watch.
Other Comments: I'm single now! So all you female Otaku's know that my new bed faces my vcr and tv ~ Perfect for cuddling to Urusei Yatsura 2: Beautiful Dreamer ;)
Email adress: ixer@hotmail.com
Name: Rose
Aliases: erm, Delilah, Mikalah, Valkyrie… way too many to list really, but adds Kasumi for Tim’s sake and grins
Occupation: well, as my day job I’m a teacher’s aide at a daycare for kids with Cerebral Palsy, and at night I’m Tim’s *coughs* nevermind…
Favorite Anime: granted I’ve not watched a lot and my answer will probably change after this weekend… but I have been watching Inuyasha, Yuyu Hakusho and Cowboy Bebop.
Disliked Anime: DragonBallZ and the gundam suit things… ugh
Favorite Genre: I’d say mostly fantasy stuff, of all sorts shapes and sizes…
Disliked Genre: Again, that gundam stuff, though I did like Patlabor 1 and 2, and the stuff that has been crazed over by the kids, like pokemon, digmon etc, can’t handle that….
Comments: Ummm… I’m a bit odd, and my sense of humor is moreso, I know little about anime so I do not post often, but hey, I’m learning… *Smiles and bats her eyelashes*
Name: Benjamin Donnelly
Alias: Ben Da Mad Irishman, Ben Da Servant of Washu, He Who Has No Life
Occupation: Historical Research Assistant, Class AA Crusher, Ace Veratech Pilot, Mansfield Center for Pacific Affairs; writer, artist, gamemaster (translation: I watch anime and get paid for it; I write fanfics; I draw half-naked pics of Ryoko; player wrangler and strangler)
Avid Otaku Of: Robotech/Macross, Bubblegum Crisis, Oh My Goddess, Tenchi Muyo (ha!), Evangelion (the damn thing drew me in after all), Cowboy Bebop, Nadiesco
Avid Non-Otaku Of: Revolutionary Girl Utena (GAH!), Sailor Goon, anything by Mamoru Oshii, DBZ, Bubblegum Crisis 2040 (you ruined it!), Gundam
Favored Genre: Hent--*slap* I mean, Science Fiction and Mecha
Least Favored Genre: Magical Girl
Comments: Yes, it is I, the legendary Mad Irishman, he who haunts at odd hours. I have been known to write incessantly about my own characters, enjoy drawing fanservice, and ruthlessly MSTing any bad fanfic I get my paws on...or even good fanfics. Don't take my word for it, ask Tim. I am also single and still looking for Miriya Parino. I used to look like Max Sterling (understandably, I'd like to complete the set), but I look more like Gendo Ikari every day. *pushes glasses up nose with two fingers, assumes an "I know everything and you don't, stupid minion" look*
Name:Feaster 
Name: Tiki Rocket
Alias(es): Tikiata, Tiki Goddess, Tea Goddess, Tea Junkie, Utena, Queen of the Plot Bunnies
Occupation:Queen of Plothole Bunnies, Revolution Instigator, MainTeam CCoC member #5, Resident sane person, Resident Team Rocket fan
Avid Otaku of: Utena, Boogiepop Phantom, Ceres, Excel Saga, Noir, Digimon (all seasons, tho season 3 is probably King), anything CLAMP, Gundam Wing, Cowboy Bebop, Nadeshiko, Saber Marionette J
Pretty Much Otaku of: Ranma 1/2, The Hex Files *snicker*, Golden Boy, EVA, NieA_7, Pokemon (first season; the rest, over all, sucked, minus the occaisional Team Rocket episode), Ah! Megami-sama, Tenchi Muyo, The Mysterious Play, Slayers, Magic Knight Rayearth, Rurouni Kenshin, El Hazard
Avid Non-Otaku of: DBZ , Transformers Armada, Ultimate Muscle (God, what CRAP)
Manga Otaku of: Chobits, Love Hina, Sorcerer Hunters, Card Captor Sakura, Peach Girl, Sailor Moon, Utena
Favored Genre: Shoujo (I guess), Mecha (as long as the boys are cute, the girls are hot, and the mecha AREN'T BOXY), some Magical Girl, Mindfuck, "I only pretend I have no idea what's going on" stuff
Least Favorite Genre: Shounen crap like DBZ and Ultimate Muscle (It doesn't get any dumber, folks; DBZ gets points over UM, tho'; UM is like DBZ with about a quarter of the plot, and not the better quarter)
Comments: Well, besides all the above, I'm 5'5, 34ish A cup, I wear a women's size 8 (generally speaking; it really depends on the store), roughly 135 lbs, dark brown hair that gets "enhanced" a lot, Green eyes, very fair skin. I look good in earth tones and black (but who DOESN'T look good in black?). Not exceptionally athletic, but 'well toned' anyway. I'm a Taurus, I like to draw, write, read, watch anime, and take the occaisional walk (only if it's warm or snowing). I also like boys, girls, candy, music (just to listen), cleaning and cooking (I just don't do these things very often), sleeping in, staying up late (caffeine helps), organizing events, snuggle time, NeoTR, ChibiChibi on Crack, Team CCoC, my sexay goddesses, and, erm.... I guess the CHO counts, too. ^_^ Tiki wuvms everyone!!
Name: Mister Spoon
Alias(es): Mr. Spoon, Osama
Occupation: Head of Crackhead Otakus Security, Village Drunkard, Deific sculpture of a Primitive Culture, Cab Driver, Starting Shooting Guard for the Houston Rockets
Avid Otaku of: Cereal, Tenchi Muyo, Tokyo Pig, Psychic Wars, Jungle de Ikou, Tenchi Muyo, Sailor Moon, Cowboy Bebop, DragonBall Z, Gundam Universe, Revolutionary Girl Utena, Sailor Moon, anything by Mamoru Oshii, DBZ, Bubblegum Crisis 2040, Gundam Wing, La Blue girl, Knights of Ramune, Sonic the Hedgehog, Dragonball Z, Sailor Moon dubbed, DBZ , Transformers, Ultimate Muscle
Avid Non-Otaku of: Fighting Foodons
Favored Genre: Gore, Romance, and Magical Girls
Disliked Genre: Martial arts, drama, Steampunk, Hentai, and Magical Boys
Comments: Kupo (99% of this part was omitted as it is neigh-impossible to type, let alone translate, african click dialects)
Contact Info: IthrowPoop@yourface.sucka
Name: MegatronTuRkLe's Comments: NONE of these Bios were edited by moogles.
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We, the Crackhead Otakus, do not own or claim any rights to the charactors or series they come from, as well as any images, musics or multimedia. They belong to their respective creators and distribution companies. We built this site to celebrate them, not make a profit off them. All the characters, series, etc are not ours unless otherwise noted. And by the way, Ben does not look like me.
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